S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
