Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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