My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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