She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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