We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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