this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
