I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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