3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you will always have a special place in my vag
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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