: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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