I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
