the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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