You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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