I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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