tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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