I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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