is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize
