3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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