My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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