Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Duck Duck Cougar?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He did a backflip because drugs
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