i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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