Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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