Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We had to coat check the pizza.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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