he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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