dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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