So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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