Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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