dude i'm inner monologue high
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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