So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
