just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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