After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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