I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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