Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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