Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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