Betty ford says i'm here all night
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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