Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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