he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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