Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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