Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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