Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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