Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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