So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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