I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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