He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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