just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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