Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
