I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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