i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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