every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
