another moral hangover. fuck.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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