Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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