We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Drake has all the answers
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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