if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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